So I’ve got this idea for a new television programme that I’m considering touting to various channels. It’s a basic premise where a planet is populated by seven billion humans and they are set various tasks each week to try to give the appearance of attempting to stop the destruction of absolutely everything whilst continuing to line their pockets with cash.
At the end of each week, we will then have a telephone vote to decide which species of creatures still populating the planet will be the next to be driven to extinction through pollution and the destruction of the environment.
At the end of the series, the last surviving life forms get to watch the planet die while they try to work out how their money is going to help them out of this one. I’m thinking of calling it, “I’m a Vital Part of the Eco-System, Get Me Out of Here.”